Oh wait it's soccer. It will always be boring. And quite gay.

I agree, because there is nothing camp at all about wearing oversized shoulder pads and a plastic hat so the wind doesn't mess up your hair. The names "offensive tackle" and "tight end" are not in any way suggestive. Plus it's a documented fact there has never been a gay NFL player, not a single one. Quite a lot appear to have become gay after NFL though, but they were definitely not gay whilst playing.

I'm not anti-gay. I'm mocking OP's homophobia.