Soccernoob Rockin’ America Episode 99

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Appearance by Personnoob followed all child labor laws.

Noobstradamus was furnished with a six pack of Fresca and a bag of expired prescription drugs for his appearance.

Special thanks for the following source material:

Intro music and effects:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaVRxpacD2w

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ViZqQkddCc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_zFxUgmgVs

You're so money:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEGiVaXpj94

Noobstradamus has checked into rehab after a lotus leaf-related incident in Ibiza. Something about a Pez dispenser...?

Recap music:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLdFTb1SRM4

Match 8 music:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wk_9EftqIM

THUNDAH!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkXSPX9WaQg

GONNGGGGGGGG:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp0yy7E2MXc

The Sovereign appears via Fair Use:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY

Waldorf and Statler don’t just hate you, they hate everybody.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYEJx7PkWE

Whoosh:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz3OJCKbS3Q

Liz Phair appears via Fair Use:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM60GAPIXTY