On today's episode we welcome on Nicole Mortell! We get into the fat baby and gross food (1:26). We visit UMASS and crunchy Northampton (5:00). We address what the WHOLE world has been wondering, why it took so long to post episode 11, being late to commitments and an eventful Tuesday night (5:45).  The age old question of what takes longer, buying a car, or sunglasses gets discussed (15:00). Is Volkswagen a girls car (17:15) and do you remember punch buggy and strip padiddle (18:00)? Ever experience a smelly undercarriage when hooking up with someone???? Clean yourself (19:42 )! What would you do if someone told you during sex that you stunk down there (22:00)?Precautionary showers (25:00)! Voicemail is back!!!! - Patrick Mahomes, what you’d do with 500 million (26:55), and at 31:28 distance makes the heart grow fonder?! FINALLY the HUGE return for Love and Hate of the week - little and BIG new things, getting the same dog twice, Trump/Kanye, it gets controversial and passionate about a good tv show Eric loves, and we shit on Tom Brady (a lot) (38:28). We wrap it all up at the 56:40 markEnjoy!!!Subscribe and Rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/Twitter - @distancing_podVOICEMAIL LINE (and text) - 617 855 8066