Hello there, darlings, welcome to the Clockwork Cabaret. Apparently Emmett has built an entire show around the song her college roommate used to sing to her with a sock puppet. I have so many questions. Mostly, why? And now, on with the show. - Poppy, the clockwork assistant

WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves.

The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door.

For music supplemental, check out: https://www.mixcloud.com/thatdarlingDJduo/