On this episode of #SoLA, Camille and Charlie attempt to discuss the insane California ballot measure to split California into three states. What will each state get? The future California will get Hearst Castle, Hollywood, Oprah and, of course, the great podcast #SoLA. Southern California (acutally more of a backwards L along the eastern border) will enjoy a duking out between San Diego and Sacramento for top city, as well as Death Valley, most of Yosemite, Disneyland and Palm Springs. Northern California will get the Oregon border, Guy Fieri’s hometown of Ferndale, Silicon Valley, the Bay Area and, most importantly, the Lemurians. What are Lemurians, you ask? Just a magical leprechaun people who exist on a third dimension on Mount Shasta.

Also, Charlie expounds upon his new love of cookies (although not Moonpies) and Charbriel Byrne is still dead on the floor.