"Don’t Cha” by The Pussycat Dolls is leading Bella to ask the age old question, what do you feel like: a lady, a soldier, a doll, or a fella? Today, Ivana is a soldier. Look at any of the looks on the Met Gala red carpet and know that Blake Lively was doing that in "A Simple Favour" (2018). Bella confuses Ivana's controversially-older-girlfriend fantasy for Kathryn Hahn with ERICA Hahn. The fictional heart surgeon lesbian from season 2 of Grey's Anatomy, of course. Doing your Enneagram personality test with someone is like having gay sex in a different kind of way. It's radical to be she/her when you’re dressed like Ivana is. And until someone gives us a monetary sponsorship to be Proud, we will not be celebrating Pride.