On this week's Solid Cat podcast, we celebrate the new year of the Snake and feature a whooping 3 segments from the Space Cowboy Kitchen to celebrate the new Lunar New Year. But that's not all. We profile the stereotypical Asian back-room gambler and we find out Val doesn't like Pai Gow. We learn Val's requirements for Chinatown hookers, and apparently, D-mo can't find Val's g-spot. We give our Top 10 Fortune Cookie fortunes (spoiler alert: Ask your mom), we explain the origin of the Solid Cat, and we unveil Chun Li, our new Chinese-bot. Oh, and we also brandish a fish, and it is "joyous." Happy New Year!