In the episode of Solid Cat titled "Wood Porn," it shouldn't come as a surprise that it runs a little long (pun very much intended). We talk about Assassin's Creed (again... Val fears this will turn into the Assassin's Creed Podcast), with the upcoming AC 4: Black Flag. We say goodbye to the Pope, while debating the merits of suing the church. We are NOT going to Mars, but do play theme songs from THREE different Star Trek series. We talk about Norwegian wood, because apparently, the Norwegians are serious about their wood (not a joke, but it kind of is). We toss back some Shock Top Honeycrisp Apple Wheat beer in the Space Cowboy Kitchen's Booze Review (spoiler alert: it's very good), and we talk about Needles, California. On Solid Cat Game Night, we play Cliffhanger from The Price is Right, and we wrap up with a Paws Up and the most thorough research of porn stars ever. It's extensive, intensive, and has tons of well-design graphs. Oh, and there's kilts, too. In case you weren't sure, we're a little long... winded. What can we say, we like our wood and our porn. Wood Porn!