It's the Morgan Freeman episode of Solid Cat, as we learn true facts about Morgan Freeman, and discover that D-mo can only do a impression of Morgan Freeman, saying "Morgan Freeman." But that's not all, Val begs the College of Cardinals to pick a blatantly heterosexual Pope, and we talk about how our daughter threw a full fledged tantrum in Tiffany's, you know, 'cause we're regulars and whatnot. Apparently there is an auction for sex with an inflatable sex doll that will be unveiled at the International Convention of Inflatable Dolls. You read that right, INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION OF INFLATABLE DOLLS. We read some of the dumbest sports quotes, we learn about sloths, and more Morgan Freeman. We play the Pyramid, we warn against Ureo's (the cheap knockoff of Oreo's) and we find out what Star Trek characters we are. Between Morgan Freeman and inflatable prostitution, we earned our Explicit tag this week. Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman.