0:0:40 How old do you want to live to?

0:1:30 Bane impression

0:2:00 Shrek Impression

0:3:00 Apples or Oranges?

0:3:40 Deepak Chopra impression

0:5:00 Allan Watts Impression

0:6:55 What’s the job they would have to pay you the most to do?

0:9:30 What is happiness?

0:18:00 A quote from “A Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat”

0:21:00 Chaos looms continually beneath us

0:23:00 What’s the first thing you’d show an alien?

0:25:00 Closing