It is a truth universally acknowledged that a young man coming of age must be in want of a boat. When this week's Large Adult Son David Cotterson finally gets his wish and sets out to sea, a storm derails his adventure. Fortunately for David, a talking dog emerges from the waves and becomes the parent he never had. When the dog trains David to do backflips, will David prove a willing student? Or will the sea take them all? And will The Most Beautiful Woman in the World EVER appear? Join us this week in Denmark to find out.

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