The Kvetching Professor not only has a PhD in psychology, but has been married for more than 48 years ... to the same woman! So he knows a thing or two about marriage, and in this episode he'll be sharing some of his knowledge with you. Yes, get the scoop on marriage – the real deal. As Erma Bombeck wrote, "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."