There is LESS Madden talk this week, which is not NO Madden talk, but it’s better than it could have been. You got lucky, really. Instead, we talk about devious platforming, mattresses catching on fire, and above all, sweet sweet candy. Now go listen to this show while we go check our lollipop yields. That is not a euphemism.

Lollilinks:

Battleblock Theater

DmC Devil May Cry

Tales of Graces f

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

Candy Box!

No Frostbite 3 engine on Wii U

EA distances itself from gun manufacturers

Kingdom Hearts HD coming to the PS3 on September 10th with a rad pre-order artbook

Sims 4 in 2014 without the need to be always online

Plants vs Zombies 2 coming in July, finally

Next XBox not likely to be always online, according to internal memo

EA has NO GAMES in development for the Wii U

In other EA news, no more online passes, because OBVIOUSLY

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