I…don’t even know how to explain what happened with John Madden this week. You probably just have to listen to it. Be advised that it contains a history of sorts of console development? I guess? Also, penises.

Links through the ages:

Lego Pirates of the Caribbean

Year Walk

Papers, Please

Persona 4 Golden

Cook, Serve, Delicious!

Injustice: Gods Among Us

Battleblock Theater

Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

Sim City gets an update which is kind of useless because it also breaks a bunch of stuff

Nintendo will not have a press conference at E3 this year

DLC in Bioshock Infinite may have a new companion character

Suspicious PAX Prime ticket orders are being cancelled

Pizza Hut app for XBox 360

Bloomberg thinks Sony execs won’t get bonuses this year

No Madden on WiiU this year

But here’s more about John Madden

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