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Deadly Premonition

Cook, Serve, Delicious!

Final Fantasy V

Pikmin 3

Plants vs. Zombies 2

XBox One no longer requires Kinect

XBox One can tell when it’s overheating and will shut itself down

GTA Online is a thing that is happening pretty soon

GameStop continues to be ultra-shady about their pricing practices

No more NFL Sunday ticket on PS3

For some reason, there might be a 12 gig PS3 launching soon? Why?

WiiU being sold at a loss

Iwata says that the WiiU doesn’t need a price cut, it needs games. Well, NO SHIT!

Soda Shaq is not a thing we made up

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