Bad (?) news, guys: there’s no Soda Shaq this week. It will make a triumphant return, certainly, but we needed a break. Instead, we talk about… video games? I guess? That’s usually where things end up, anyway.

Every Two Links:

Injustice: Gods Among Us

DuckTales Remastered

Remember Me

999: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors

Plants vs. Zombies 2

Pikmin 3

XCOM: The Bureau Declassified

Wii U gets a price drop and Zelda gets a release date

Uh…. 2DS?

SimCity has come to Macs

100 games are now on Steam Greenlight

Soul Calibur 2 HD online will have Spawn, but not Link

PS4 and Vita will have cross-platform party chat

Shadow of the Eternals kickstarter fails AGAIN, but gets Greenlit?

Doritos and Mountain Dew giving away XBox ONEs because LOL STEREOTYPES

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