Seems like everything is centered around a theme this week, and that theme is boats. The secondary theme is T-Pain, but you guys can probably guess how we feel about that. (Spoilers: We feel pretty good, actually.) METAL GEAR????

Mermaid Links:

Final Fantasy VII

Metal Gear Solid 4

Hearthstone

Binding of Isaac

Assassin’s Creed 4

Dumb DDoS attacks are dumb

Amazon has purchased Twitch

Mountain Dew and Doritos have teamed up with Activision for a promotion

Apparently the cool kids watch porn on their PS3

Mario Kart 8 is getting paid DLC

Edmund McMillen’s cat passed away, is immortalized in BoI

Kingdom Hearts 2.5 has a bunch of new stuff

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