We read hilarious (and anonymous, of course) one-star reviews of a local business in One Star Wednesday.

Help! Elaine, a listener in Thomson, needs your relationship advice: she's thinking about dumping a guy after he used a coupon to pay for dinner on their first date. 

Jenny and her Mom accidentally killed a hermit crab several years ago - and JUST discovered the corpse! 

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