Having kids is the best thing we ever did… and they also ruined our life. 😂

In this episode, we're talking honestly about the things our kids have changed for the worse—and the things they've made so much better.

From eating out and keeping the house clean to family dinners, getting outside, chores, driving, and figuring out who you even are after becoming a parent, we're getting into the parts of parenting people don't always talk about.

Because yes, your kids are amazing.

But they also somehow need to use the bathroom the exact second your food hits the table.

That's parenting. 😂

What's one thing your kids have ruined—and one thing they've made better?

There are some things married couples just understand. 😂

After you've been married for a while, you develop your own language, your own routines, your own inside jokes, and somehow... your own set of rules that nobody else understands.

In this episode of Somehow Married, Jonathan and Amanda talk about the weird, funny, and oddly specific things that married couples do that probably make absolutely no sense to everyone else.

From knowing exactly where your spouse wants to sit, to having entire conversations without saying a word, to asking questions that aren't actually questions... marriage has a way of creating its own little world.

And then there's the classic:

“Where are you going?”

Every time your spouse stands up.

“To the bathroom.”

“Okay... but why do I need to know?” 😂

We also talk about married-couple inside jokes, assigned seats, shared stuff that somehow still belongs to one person, and all the little things that become part of life together.

If you're married, you'll probably recognize at least a few of these.

If you're not married... this might be your warning. 😂

Somehow Married is a husband-and-wife podcast about marriage, parenting, family life, and all the ridiculous things that happen when two people decide to spend their lives together.

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How well do you really know your spouse? We put each other to the test with questions about marriage, childhood memories, fears, favorite things, future plans, and the things we still don't understand about each other. Somehow, that turns into conversations about hunting, parenting, aliens, conspiracy theories, and Jonathan's questionable plans for a new massage business.

You're going to fight with your spouse. That's just part of marriage.

Jonathan and Amanda talk about how they've learned to handle conflict differently after years of marriage. Instead of fighting just to express frustration or prove a point, they talk about fighting with the goal of actually solving the problem and moving the marriage forward.

They get into listening without interrupting, avoiding accusatory “you always…” statements, communicating how a situation makes you feel, taking a break when emotions get too high, and remembering that you're both trying to protect the same marriage.

It's not about never fighting.

It's about learning how to fight better.

Amanda has a mugshot.

That's not a joke.

In this episode, Jonathan tells the story of discovering that Amanda had a mugshot from when she was 13—and somehow that turns into a much bigger conversation filled with embarrassing stories, memories, marriage, family, and plenty of rabbit trails.

It's another episode of Somehow Married, where Jonathan and Amanda talk about whatever happens to come up and try to make sense of being married for a very long time.

We can't play games together. 😂 We talk video games, marriage, parenting, childhood freedom, technology, food, and what it's like raising kids in a world very different from the one we grew up in. From ridiculous childhood games to discovering that competition may be ruining our marriage, this episode goes everywhere—as usual.

You love your spouse. You know your spouse. And somehow... you're still discovering where all the emotional landmines are. 😂

In this episode, we talk about the things you don't always discover about each other until you're deep into a relationship—insecurities, sensitive subjects, sarcasm, arguments, and learning when a joke is funny versus when it actually hurts.

We also talk about how our fights have changed over the years, why healthy conflict can be productive, and why sometimes loving your spouse means being willing to have an uncomfortable conversation.

And, of course, we manage to turn all of that into a few ridiculous conversations along the way.

Somehow Married is a husband-and-wife podcast about marriage, parenting, faith, family, and figuring life out together.

Would your spouse remarry if you died?

That innocent question somehow turned into a conversation about life insurance, hunting trips, wealthy 80-year-olds, Words With Friends rivalries, and everything in between.

This week on Somehow Married, Jonathan and Amanda do what they do best—follow one ridiculous rabbit trail after another while talking about marriage, family, and the everyday conversations that make relationships fun.

If your marriage is filled with random debates and sarcastic conversations, you'll feel right at home.

One simple question...

If you say you don't want any food... are you still allowed to steal bites from your spouse's plate?

This week's Marriage Court is officially in session, and Jonathan and Amanda could not disagree more.

Along the way, they talk about:

• Last week's grocery store verdict
• Whether their listeners should be called "Losers"
• Amanda's elite Facebook detective skills
• Raising kids at church
• Getting older (whether they like it or not)
• Jonathan's woodworking headaches

Now it's your turn.

Whose side are you on?

Join the conversation inside the Somehow Married Club on Facebook and cast your vote in this week's Marriage Court.

Are we getting old... or are we just finally growing up? 😂

This week on the Somehow Married Podcast, we talk about the reality of marriage in your 30s—Sunday naps becoming sacred, kids who refuse to let you sleep, staying up late, getting older, and realizing your body isn't quite what it used to be.

We also share stories from our trip to Lake Tahoe, debate whether 30 is actually "old," read your comments, and introduce another round of Marriage Court.

If you're married, raising kids, or wondering why you suddenly care so much about pillows and sleep... this episode is for you.

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When was the first time you realized you weren't as young as you used to be?

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