It's time for that cargo ship lifestyle, where the food sucks, the warp drive is slow, but the football really flies, and there's plenty of time to increase the crew size! Hey, the Naussicans just showed up, OH! But the Enterprise is here to help, which is wonderful, but don't ask about the meatloaf!

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00:00 Episode 63

00:30 Our very own Vulcan Ambassador, T'Pan

01:20 Tribbles gone wild?

03:00 Support us! Patreon.com/starfleetunderground

04:00 News! - Warp Drive on the way?

05:30 Hamster Power!

06:15 Star Trek's Book of Grudge

07:25 March 26th Leonard Nimoy Day in Boston

07:30 Mr. Spock's Little Book of Mindfulness - https://www.amazon.com/dp/1858759536/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_ZWXJYMNC63BM6XWYY7XN

08:40 Miles O'Brien? https://trekmovie.com/2021/03/19/colm-meaney-explains-what-it-would-take-for-him-to-appear-in-star-trek-picard/

10:30 Wondercon at home - https://www.comic-con.org/wca/2020/wonderconhome

11:35 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Fortunate Son"

11:45 Teaser: Slo-mo Pig Skin

12:00 Directed by LeVar Burton

12:30 Tossing conversation

13:00 Space Truckers

14:00 Cargo Bay? Nah, we call it a Cargo Module

15:15 Act I - "No Good Deeds Go Unpunished"

15:45 Visitors? Nah, we're busy, go away!

16:15 Starfleet: the Highway Patrol for Cargo ships?

19:15 Long Road? Never heard of it.

19:50 "Nothing" to do in-between ports

20:15 No Netflix on the ship? Oh hell no!

21:00 Cargo Ship Babies?

21:30 If the Naussicans are knocking...

22:30 Perhaps you should meditate?

23:00 Cook ice cream? (((Red Alert)))

24:20 Act II - "Surprise!"

25:15 How Military People Act

25:30 Daring to find dirt

27:10 Life as a Boomer

28:00 Warping Speeds

29:00 Going off-Grid

30:00 Mystery Meals vs Food on Enterprise (except the meatloaf)

30:50 Abandon your family lately?

31:30 What happened to the Horizon?

31:50 Dude's a Buzzkill

32:25 Holodeck on the mind?

33:00 Points of view and Family Legacy

34:00 Alternative Lifestyles

34:30 Bring on the DOTS!

35:00 T'Pol's great with the kids!

36:40 Play is important

37:10 Getting Played - It's a TRAP!

37:40 Phlox can get down

38:00 I was expecting this

39:30 Irrational Behavior

40:00 How to serve Revenge

40:30 Act III - "The Rabbit and the Tortoise"

42:30 Other ideas vs Inflict Damage!

43:30 Perhaps...RAMMING SPEED!!!

44:00 Blinded by Revenge

44:15 We've got to save them

44:45 Human code of behavior?

46:00 Honorable Shale

46:30 Who fired first? And why?

48:00 Ejecting your pod

48:30 Protecting yourself

49:00 Torturing for truth? Bad idea.

49:45 Why Poker is important? I'll never tell.

50:10 Fucking Pokerface lyrics

52:00 Act IV - "Oops!"

52:12 Enterprise finally finds someone with less firepower!

52:46 They don't really have Holodecks, do they?

53:40 Shots!Shots!Shots!Shots!Shots!Shots!

54:00 Substitute a Juice! Perhaps a warrior's drink!

55:00 We don't got this! Run!

55:15 They were shooting exactly like Stormtroopers!

56:00 Starfleet Crew vs Cargo Crew

56:30 The sound of a bullet missing

57:00 The real cargo Captain

57:30 Come on Archer, Have a drink with me!

57:50 Alternate Ending? The Plant wins!

59:00 Grizzled and Caring vs Inexperience

1:00:00 Young and Dumb

1:00:45 The bigger picture

1:01:00 Travis is a cool dude

1:01:20 Think you're doing the right thing? Hitler...

1:01:45 Getting along with the neighbor

1:02:00 Mugger's wallet

1:02:20 Prison Pocket?

1:02:30 Run the ship vs. lead the ship

1:03:13 Go Getter

1:03:20 Have a Coffee Thermos? Just a few

1:04:00 Get that to go!

1:04:50 Next Week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Cold Front"

1:06:00 Appearance on Geek Authority on YouTube?

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