Metroid is getting a new producer.

Warning: If you randomly take money from players, someone will inevitably notice. 

How can Ubisoft lay off a bunch of people without saying that they are???

"Is it weird for flowers to talk?" Yes, yes it is. 

Is a Tamagotchi a videogame?

Jeff, (can I call you Jeff?) are you really expecting this to work?

Come play with us!

Stay safe and stay sane.