DISNEY BAR NECESSITIES

The Disney Bar Necessities

The places you can rest at ease

Forget about the tour groups and the lines

Those Disney Bar Necessities

With alcoholic recipes

With a drink in hand you always will feel fine

I recommend you wander…to an Epcot bar

and take a minute to ponder…how many drinks there are!

At La Cava you’ll find me… having a drink, or two or three, so

Pull up a seat… and take a chance …

Try the margarita… rimmed with crushed black ants

Or maybe a shot or two….

My Kids: (It has Real ants?)

Haha, you better believe it!

And there’s a scorpion in that bottle over there

and you can eat it!

My Kids: (Now that’s just gross!)

Disney Bar Necessities we raise a toast to you.

A toast to you.

The Disney Bar Necessities

So many adults you do please

A sanctuary to stretch out and unwind

My Kids: (Yay Man)

Those Disney Bar Necessities

have Drinks and wings and chips and cheese

the best spots in Disney world that you can find.

Start your morning at Dawa…. have a Bloody Mary there

Then stroll over to Nomad… and buy some wings to share

My Kids: (to share?)(there’s only three!)

Tambu and Sams have mugs and mo-uh

Get a Lapu Lapu and an Uh-Oa

Now it’s time…. to hit the Springs

And go try all of the brand new things

Have I given you a clue?

My Kids: (We Stand with Boathouse!!)

My Kids: (That’s what Drunk@Disney would do!)

Aw, kids you know that’s true!

Disney Bar Necessities we raise a toast to you.

My Kids: A toast to you.

A toast to you... yeah!