Welcome to the third instalment in this winter wander around Christmas's roads less travelled.

In this episode, we explore a diverse array of genres: punk, jazz, folk, calypso, mambo, Britpop, bizarre electronica, surf rock, beatnik madness and, of course, the obligatory tune from the banks of the River Medway.

So pour yourself a Christmas sherry, wolf down a couple of Brussels sprouts and relax to those opening bars of a Half Man Half Biscuit tune...