We review Sonic the Hedgehog, where the only thing faster or stronger than our blue, furry hero is the bond of friendship he makes with the Donut Lord of Green Valley.

CONTENT WARNING: loneliness, killer robots, mad scientist shenanigans, forcible confinement, mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.