Alan teaches us how to survive in a relationship & the mistakes he’s made at the dishwasher, & just do everything they tell you

Gerald cries about his hair being messed up,

Gerald is reduced to grocery shopping with his girlfriend

The only people that can afford Whole Foods are wealthy people & Gerald’s girlfriend

“Validation without Penetration”-Alan thinks Gerald is the “Don King” of terrible catch phrases

Trojans Horses for women, no Trojan Horses for dudes

Alan tries new jokes on Gerald