This week, Sean & Joshua kick things off in a purple “Barney’s studio” setup, clink whiskey & Cutwater, celebrate a ticket getting dismissed, then dive into Meet Your Hosts questions, a viral 10-hour burning log mystery & euphemisms that absolutely should have stayed in the drafts (wheels up, apparently). All that & more! Enjoy the show!

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-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-

Sean: Cutwater Lime Margarita (canned cocktail, double fisting by mid-episode)
Joshua: Knob Creek Bourbon Whiskey (aged 9 years)

-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-

“A Cup Full of Nonsense”

-CHAT WITH US-

• Meet Your Hosts
• $1 Million Log
• Touch By Euphemisms

-CHAPTERS-

0:00:00 Purple Lights, Barney Energy & Welcome To EP.117
0:04:07 What’s In Our Cup - Knob Creek Whiskey & Cutwater Lime Margarita
0:06:36 Speeding Ticket Follow-Up - Lawyer Win & “Pigs Will Be Pigs”
0:08:11 The 11-Miles-Over Question - Speed Traps, Cruise Control & “Research”
0:12:49 Meet Your Hosts - Villains, Bad Traits & Movie Theater Chaos
0:20:46 Meet Your Hosts - Jealousy, Warning Labels & Embarrassment Vs Rejection
0:28:54 Meet Your Hosts - Reading Phones, Privacy & Chat History Jokes
0:34:10 AI Song Of The Week "A Cup Full of Nonsense"
0:40:28 $1 Million Log - The Viral Burning Log, The Loop & Why It’s Back
0:47:04 Touch By Euphemisms - No-Fly Zones, Soft Launches & “Renewable Energy”
0:55:09 Fun Finds, Misfortune, Lucky Numbers & The Pig Joke Send-Off

-SOUND BITES-

• “I feel like I'm in Barney's studio. There's so much purple.”
• “I literally feel like I'm Barney, like one of Barney's turds.”
• “I poured myself a big old glass of whiskey.”
• “I'm drinking the Cut Water, baby.”
• “My ticket is no longer a ticket. It was dismissed.”
• “Do I test the limit of this 11 miles over the speed limit?”
• “Pick a villain. People who are late, people who talk in the movie theaters, or people who don't return carts.”
• “Can you imagine if theaters were like clubs... they just put you in a headlock and just threw you out?”
• “This video has generated over a million dollars in revenue.”
• “We're in a renewable energy partnership.”

-FORTUNE & FINDS-

Fortune: Take comfort in knowing the gifts you give were made by some of the world's most skilled children.

Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 12, 19, 32, 39, 40

Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Alice In Wonderland Sketch Series Funko Pop - Mad Hatter (standard version), completing the set.
Joshua: R2-D2 build (details mysteriously withheld), plus the dramatic reveal on camera.