This week, the boys are talking about the challenges of road trips, including annoying drivers and the discomfort of long hours in the car. Sean shares a humorous conspiracy theory about daylight savings time, suggesting it stems from a time travel experiment gone wrong. Finally, they discuss the nature of dreams and the accountability someone has for actions taken in them. Plus, a hot Cheeto shaped like an anime lizard. Enjoy the show!-----Visit Us-----Website https://sorryforthedelay.live/

-----Full Theory-----Time Travel Glitch Cover-UpDST is a Band-Aid for a 1918 time-travel experiment gone wrong. Scientists accidentally fractured the space-time continuum, and now we “spring forward” to hide the rip.1. The Suspicious Origins of DSTReal Fact: Daylight Saving Time (DST) was first implemented in the U.S. in 1918 via the Standard Time Act, ostensibly to save fuel during World War I by maximizing daylight hours.Conspiracy Twist: But why 1918? Coincidentally, this was the same year Nikola Tesla allegedly published a lost paper on “temporal harmonics” and the U.S. government began secretly funding experiments in quantum physics. Historians quietly admit that the real push for DST came from a classified project called the Philadelphia Chronology Initiative—a supposed attempt to manipulate time to gain an edge in the war.2, The Philadelphia Chronology DisasterThe Setup: According to "leaked documents" (conveniently "lost" in a 1920s library fire), scientists in Philadelphia attempted to create a “time bubble” to spy on enemy plans. Using Tesla’s theories and early radio waves, they aimed to “peek” 24 hours into the future.The Glitch: On March 31, 1918—days after DST began—the experiment allegedly ripped a microscopic fracture in spacetime, causing a localized “time loop” that trapped a clocktower bell-ringer in a 1-hour repetition of his day for 37 years (he was only freed when DST was temporarily abolished post-WWI).3. The Evidence: Clocks, Confusion, and Quantum ResidueFact: Humans are notoriously bad at adjusting to DST. Studies show increased heart attacks, car accidents, and workplace errors during the transition.Conspiracy Angle: This isn’t just biology—it’s quantum dissonance. Our bodies subconsciously detect the “missing hour” from the 1918 fracture. Ever feel like time “vanishes” in March? That’s the glitch’s residue.Smoking Gun: In 1997, physicist Dr. Albert Fauxman (a pseudonym, obviously) published a debunked paper in Journal of Temporal Anomalies claiming that atomic clocks near Philadelphia still “stutter” by 1.3 nanoseconds every March. Coincidence?4. The Whistleblower Testimony: “They Called It Operation Hourglass”Fake Testimony: In 2004, a Reddit AMA by user u/TimeBandit1918 claimed to be the great-grandson of a lab assistant on the Philadelphia project. He shared “declassified” notes (written in Comic Sans, naturally) stating:“The fracture couldn’t be closed, only patched. So we sync our clocks to its rhythm. Spring forward, fall back—it’s not a policy. It’s a containment protocol.”*Supporting “Proof”: The U.S. Naval Observatory (which oversees timekeeping) is located just 120 miles from Philadelphia. Why so close to the “accident” site?5. Modern Clues: Pop Culture and Corporate CollusionBack to the Future Nod: The 1918 fracture explains why time-travel movies always use 88 mph, flux capacitors, or clock towers—they’re mocking us with truth!6. Why the Cover-Up ContinuesGlobal Complicity: Over 70 countries now use DST, meaning the “glitch” may have gone viral. Time zones are a placebo to keep us from noticing the wobble in reality.Conclusion: Wake Up, Time Sheep!The government wants you to blame your March grogginess on “circadian rhythms.” But the truth is out there—or rather, out of time. Next time you “spring forward,” remember: you’re not losing sleep. You’re paying reparations for a 106-year-old science oopsie.