Gordano!

What the hell is that on your face? I'm serious, get it off at once. This is a WH Smiths, not a knocking shop.

Pleasantries aside, welcome to the Sorry Not in Service show broadcast to you, the public on the blah blah blah of so and so. Within it (Winnit) is the usual waffle and dorb plus some actual Polish language, Will's adventures with water, a link that got totally out of hand and some much needed advertising for a supermarket. It's like rubbing gravel in your ears but in a good way (is there any other?).

To hear the above but with that appalling pop music, you can go to mixcloud.com. If you'd like to find out where the police are hiding your curling tongs then go to www.sorrrynotinservice.com (but make sure you spell sorry with only 2 'r's in it).

Gordano