We have a blackface governor who tried to excuse himself by saying he wore blackface so often he mistook a picture of someone in blackface for being himself; but since it's not him all's good, right fellas? But speaking of ruined political careers, the BLOTUS gave his low-energy teleprompter-reading SOTU speech much to the bore of everyone who suffered through it.

Intro music: Tar Sequence by Lalo Schifrin

Outro music: Intro by Str8jacket / 2Dirte / Ynd