Welcome back, beloved listeners. We're sorry we've been away so long. MST3K, Sportsball in Rip City (hi Other Kelly!), AirPods, more podcasts, an obscure James song, Resistance charms, kvetch but act magnets by Laura Antoniou, and much more.

OLD TIMER ALERT: Today (April 26) is also the eighth anniversary of the first time EVER that Mike and Kelly were on a podcast together -- the TUAW Talkcast, episode 90, from way back in 2009. Listen to how young we sound -- especially over plain old telephone lines!