Hi again. Thank you for joining us. We appreciate your presence and consider it a present. You can leave your coat by the door and pants in the trash because you won't be needing them.  Speaking of you not needing things, in this episode, we give you our opinions on people that asked Reddit if they are a-holes which is a weird thing to do but it gives us content for this weird thing we do! Oh did we mention that this episode is our 46th one and that without all of you we literally could still be doing this because nobody is paying us for results? Great! Speaking of paying someone for results, we take to Craigslist's missed connections, and as usual, read you some listings provided by individuals that will pay you for very specific results if you know where to look. After that, we're off like your dad's underpants and heading to the very very acclaimed Missed Connections Theater to provide you with entertainment fit for rat king.

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With that, we must bid thee all adieu and can't wait to see you next Tuesday!