Did you hear this week's big news? No, not the story about the man who bit the seagull for trying to steal his Big Mac. Grey is now releasing his weekly buy/sell articles one day early to all our valued Patreon members! We're also raffling off two of the final RazzBowl fan spots off to Patreon members this week. Shoot me an email at [email protected] if you're a Patreon member who would like to be entered into that raffle. And if you aren't in the cool kid's Patreon club yet, what in the name of Albright are you waiting for?! Join the Razzball Patreon now for just $5/month.Anyway, on this week's episode of I Can't Believe It's Not Not News with world renowned comedian Billy Hurley, we talked about more offbeat news stories. What you heard about the man who bit a seagull was all true. And no, that man wasn't previous Patreon Podcast guest, Lenny Dykstra. Well, as far as we know. Turkmenistan is also dealing with a very serious dust pandemic and their requiring all of their citizens to wear masks. And they're now dealing with a severe shortage of Swifters. Grey is impressed with the man who's trademarking potential new team names for the Washington football team formerly known as the Redskins and Billy is fascinated by the man who just obtained his 150th Guiness Record by keeping three balloons in the air for over an hour. Find all of this plus a brief appearance by Billy-Ivan, on this week's Razzball Patreon Podcast!