Welcome back for the first episode of 2026. As Donald Trump got bored over the holidays, he decided to amp things up by sending a military team into Venezuela to arrest their corrupt president and his wife (probably for not letting his sons in on their illicit, yet highly profitable schemes). I'll provide you with my take on the mission as well as provide you with my predictions for the year.

There are also a cluster of headlines that deal with drunk Santa's, Meth head carjackers, the Kilauea volcano, vengeful moms and much more... including the return of the podcasts favorite incarcerated rapper. Enjoy!