Welcome back to Showmance, where we deep dive into shows with zero depth – and nobody does it better. This week, we tackle Southern Charm episode 5 – a show that continues to prove that just because it’s on TV doesn’t mean anything important is happening. But don’t worry, we still found a way to stretch it out into 90 minutes of chaos, confusion, and the occasional fire hazard (literally, because LA’s on fire right now). We debate what's next for Craig and Paige, crown Salley, Tyler and Rod as our rising stars, and discuss Shep’s painful attempts at proving he's a ‘good guy’ all the while trying to get Craig kicked out of BravoCon. Tune in for evacuation updates, drama that barely qualifies as drama, and a lot of opinions about the moon being made of cheese. Spoiler alert: it isn't. Whether or not we landed on it? TBD.

ALSO: We hear you and we're working on the cursing. In the meantime we'll try to cut around most of it, so if you spot any oddly timed angle changes, just imagine what you're missing out on 🤬

Sharon Tharp's Craig Conover Interview: https://youtu.be/mSTCG0vDtrw?si=HXUtfqPn9fqj21fA

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