Gather round! Gather round and be one of the first non-billionaires to tour space! The fee is only a small fraction of what one would pay to buy a private island or setup an oil rig in the ocean! So what are you waiting for? The stars are waiting for you!!!

-Some random marketer in 2070

You know we had to do it...Let's Go!!!

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