What will Harry Harcourt Fenton Mudd do to get out of a jam? Why is the Holodeck always so darn busy? How to win an argument with your half-vulcan brother - ask him about the beard! And, you just can't believe what you'll see when you visit Talos IV!

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 Intro

00:30 Happy 4th of July Oooooh Aaaahhhh!

01:37 Well, there' goes our G rating, already.

02:00 Tribbles are "flammable" Even with safe and sane

02:50 All the colors!

03:05 They found our jacked shuttlecraft!

03:40 Brought to you by Section 31 - They were never here!

04:10 Lower Decks coming August 6th, CBS All-Access! Patrick Stewart writing a memoir, Bye to Bi-rumors, Patrick Stewart on Wil Wheaton's Ready Room, More STLV Cast appearances confirmed for December.

07:44 The Escape Artist and If Memory Serves recaps

08:30 Mudd is funny

09:00 Rainn Wilson directed The Escape Artist

09:20 Hair Loom vs Heir Loom

10:00 Penetration of a Space Whale

10:35 ...Well, that's just physics

11:00 Lie on-the-fly

11:25 Polishing

12:00 Sippin' Jippers, on a beach

12:30 That'll take your arm off

12:45 Self-serving cross-dresser

13:00 Boob proportions

13:30 Crack-Hull duty

13:45 Cleaning the Mudd. The biggest orgy?

14:00 Is it masturbation if...Clones vs Holodeck

14:25 FaceApp for Holodeck and Gender Swap...You can go fuck yourself!

15:00 Oh yeah, I got a podcast. Slightly dirty.

15:30 If Memory Serves - Thowback to where it all started

16:00 Command woman and satanic Vulcan

16:30 Once you go probe...

17:00 Not the spore seed shooting flowers, just the humming ones

17:30 Did Spock turned off his phone?

18:00 Themes

18:30 Georgiou's Talos

19:00 Exciting opportunities in probes

19:30 It's self-cleaning!

20:00 It was Ariam blocking the sensors and framing Tyler

20:30 We love Japan!

21:10 You can see a black man blush, even on an audio podcast

21:30 High-heels in Star Trek?

22:00 Was she the daughter? Great makeup!

22:30 Visiting the Talos IV system gets you the death penalty

23:00 We're going anyway

23:15 She's not the daughter! But...Great makeup!

23:40 Hugh vs Tyler - Saru let's it go

24:10 New territory - Fast vs Slow Band-Aid

24:30 Furniture fights and Clean-up Tilly-Bots

25:00 A Holodeck, without the Holodeck

25:30 Shuttlecraft Etiquette - or Talosian Mental-Projection

26:45 Spock melds with the Red Angel

27:30 Spock's constant: Time?

27:45 Michael Burnham doing the best for Spock, in the worst way

28:30 Most logical choice - but primitive

29:00 Spock's defining moment

29:45 Dying and coming back is not normal

31:25 Collision of the two guys on common ground

32:00 Knock-down drag out hug?

32:50 Wilson Cruz - Amazing job!

33:30 Jeff, is that you?

34:00 Pulsating

34:15 Reality TV show freaks! And giver of Amazon freebie's

35:30 Faith in Vina

36:00 Talosian Reality

36:16 Leeland's redemption?

35:46 The Beard

37:00 Bro-Sis fight

37:30 A better version of this conversation

38:00 Memory in Doubt

39:00 That constant in Burnham

39:30 Say Goodbye, Spock!

40:00 Will they or won't they? Stamets/Culber

41:00 Ariam's Future

41:30 The sounds

41:45 Hamilton Trek connection?

42:30 Discovery Season 1 vs Season 2

43:00 Feeling Family

43:15 Diverging Plots

43:30 Who's acting Caption?

44:00 Butt-Crack Hack

44:30 Star Trek Homework: Not your Mom

44:50 Ephraim and Dot

45:15 Project Daedalus

45:30 Cornholio?

46:00 Bonus...

46:30 About those Shuttlecraft stealing Eggs...

47:00 Heather goes to the holodeck?

47:30 Standing Coffee

48:00 Tribble cover

48:15 Tribbles like hotdogs

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