I made another great bowel movement today. God it felt good. Sinead O'Connor has passed away. Drink a pint for her and hope she finds her pot of gold. Kevin Spacey is free of all charges. Hooray, hope he and Hillary Clinton celebrate good times. This girl Mollie broke swimming records for Australia. Shes actually a girl! Crazy, right? Oh and Senate GOP Mitch McConnell started freezing up like an NPC and he needed people to walk him off. Old people have the keys to the bombs. Ugh.

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