Public speaking—sermon, short lecture, volunteer announcement—can suddenly feel impossible when energy, brain fog, or sensory overload arrive. In this 10‑minute monologue Dr. Disruptor opens with a doorway image: standing at a lectern with the words gone, heart pounding. He offers the Speaking Safety Script, a compact, 90‑second pattern that helps you (1) say yes while naming one essential support, (2) ask for a pacing or tech accommodation in a single pasted line, or (3) decline without reputational cost. Listeners get three ready scripts (pulpit/blessing, classroom mini‑lecture, volunteer announcement), a three‑item Pre‑Talk Safety Checklist organizers can promise, a 60‑second aloud rehearsal to find calm phrasing, and a two‑line “I can’t this time” decline that keeps relationships intact. Practical tips include naming an ally to step in and low‑tech alternatives. Social CTA aligned with the show: post a redacted script line and tag @PluggedIntoYourDay with #DifferentIsBeautiful. Closing affirmation and signature cue included.