Hello Podfriends! I come to you with GOOD NEWS! After five years with Fast Eddie’s Podcast Hut Podcast Network What the HELL Were You Thinking will be moving on up! Starting July 1st Gavin, the Fictional Minions and myself will be podcasting on the Seltzer Kings podcast network. For you, not much, but for US...well we get to move OUT of our trailer at Fast Eddie’s Reliable Used Cars and into a REAL studio with foam padding on the walls and not 1983 Beaver Hunt centerfolds. So long Miss August, I will miss that hairy monstrosity!

Let me tell you a little about Seltzer Kings, which is a brand new podcast network just launching out of Brooklyn New York. The folks behind it are Jeremy Balon, the on-air producer and co-creator of "The Adventures of Danny & Mike" podcast. Danny Tambereli you may know him as “Little Pete” from Nickelodeon Pete and Pete, and Mike Maronna who was none other than BIG Pete. They’ve already produced several hit podcasts like The Adventures of Danny and Mike on the Last Podcast Network, the Bradshaw Boys and Fresh Beef. Seltzer Kings Network is looking to lift up folks working in podcasting who lack the resources and connections to break out in the competitive market though they’ve been busting their ass producing content people SHOULD be hearing.

NOW, Satan willing, you WILL have to listen to some advertising. Hey, I love our sponsors because they generally pay me in Irish Whiskey and everything else is out of pocket for me. BUT, they will be just like any other podcast you listen to, dick pills, mattresses and online therapy, you know applicable to my demographic! In return, the show will have the support of people who know what the hell they are doing, which clearly...I do not. Hey, if we make enough money, I can finally get Gavin a chair. He’s been sitting on a milk crate for four years now.

We hope you will stay with us, because adding all of you, we are only about one thousand four hundred and eighty three regular listeners away from finally making a little money on this thing!

This really IS a huge deal for the show, we’ve worked really hard to make something that we feel if not “proud” at least Less Shame about. And we want to thank Seltzer Kings for giving us the chance to prove that that one aging Gen X dude with a filthy mouth and possibly a drinking problem (He DEFINITELY does) to get people to listen to him. I mean, it worked for Marc Maron....I wonder if I need to start doing coke.

So, stay tuned for more news on the move, and we will see you Friday with a BIG show.