Greetings Listeners and Podcast Enthusiasts!

'Tis the season for Holiday Humor! Here are the full lyrics to the song I wrote and recorded this morning:

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

Beloved productivity!

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

You keep a Captain happy!

So many screens, so much to do,

No window screens to toggle through,

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

You keep a Caveman happy!

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Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

A true tech geek must have one!

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

A multi-screen conundrum!

Web surfings, Teams and even Zoom

A single screen provides no room

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

A must-have for us tech geeks!

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Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

A PDF or Word doc

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk

From 8AM to 5 O'Clock

You qualify if you have two

Big monitors and a TV too

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk

Now telework is fun!

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Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

I narrate books and podcast

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

Essential if you multitask!

I read the word up on one screen,

And on Screen two, the track I clean,

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk

A worker bee's best friend!

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Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

HDMI, Display Port.

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

Call Cap-i-tan for Tech Support

No one's config too big or small

Mount your TV, up on your wall

Oh Megadesk, Oh Megadesk,

Essential for remote workers!

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Cheers,

Captain Caveman