The I Heart PCA interns had the brilliant idea to write some new lyrics to country songs - makes sense, right? Here you go. 

One important note - all of these singers are from foreign countries. They weren't corrected if they got a word or two wrong. And they had some doozy lyrics to work with (sorry about that). We think they're wonderful. And please don't tell the artists! 

So:

1. I Try to Think about Morton - this is what we do when we don't want to think about the pandemic or politics

2. Shoes - a tribute to some of the great Presbyterian pastors who are still living and ministry as of the recording of this song

3. Nothing Loves Like Liturgy Does - duh 

4. Buy Me Some Votes - how we can get what we want passed at GA

5. Diggin' Up Bones - sorry to break it to you, but not everything in the PCA world is awesome

6. Are you Sure - a slow ballad about whether or not you want to join a church, presbytery, or denomination 

7. You Can't Get There From Here - you want to escape frustration at GA?

8. Weight Gain - when we hyper focus on one sin area 

9. Just Because - when you leave a church to go somewhere else

10. Pastors Sweetheart - oh yeah

11. Fears Gonna Live Here - how we make a lot of decisions and declarations and blogs and conferences

12. Step Inside My House - this one is about one PCA pastor who shall remain nameless unless he names himself 

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