It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, progressive drug dealers are now peddling "woke coke." Then a urine soaked home coined as, "A Little Slice of Hell," hits the open market, and find out about the new elf ears plastic surgery fad. Finally, a Florida woman finds one billion dollars credited to her bank account and GIVES IT BACK!Find all of this week's stories here:Drug dealers are peddling ethically sourced ‘woke coke’ nowUrine-Saturated Home Dubbed ‘Little Slice Of Hell’ Listed For $590,000'Elf ears' are the creepy new plastic surgery trend in ChinaFlorida woman discovers nearly $1 billion in her bank account