- Ira and Doreen discuss the pros and cons of getting bae'd up for the winter.

- Feedback comes early this week and Doreen, Speed Dial's resident love doctor, advises a caller on how to reconnect with a girl he met at the *clurb*.

- Next, the two talk about the slept-on, Southern gothic wonder that was Beyoncé's second studio album, B'Day

- Finally, Ira stans for Rita Ora's performance at the Vatican while Doreen rants about both she and newly canonized Mother Theresa exhibit scamming tendencies.