Nicole brought to our attention an article about American Dream Miami (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5862329/USs-biggest-mall-gets-ahead-Florida.html), soon to be the biggest mall in America, but not exactly our dream of the perfect mall. We'd skip the amusement park rides and ice-climbing wall and focus on things like roaming nail technicians, golf carts, and the ability to shop in peace. Mentioned: Mall of America (https://mallofamerica.com), West Edmonton Mall (http://www.wem.ca), and American Dream Meadowlands (https://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2018/05/american_dream_megamall_opening_next_year.html), coming soon to Terri's neighborhood, yikes. For quotes, archives, and more, visit us at http://parentingroundabout.com.