Blast off for adventure! On today's podcast, scientists realize the future need to repopulate the earth hinges on one thing and one thing only... a giant sperm bank on the moon! Scotch also shares some unwritten rules we should all live by as well as some Random Facts and the story of a criminal who pleasured himself with a pickle. Dig in... it's all waiting for you on today's JACK SQUAT!

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