The museum's lone legal representative, Malison Almagus, enjoys her reputation as the most unflappable member of the staff, but her self-assurance is about to be tested by the sudden return of a former rival with a decade-old vendetta...and a discomforting number of unicorns.



 

Episode 3 of DARK AGES features…

 	Dana Swanson as Malison
 	Laurie Catherine Winkel as Cornelia Rose
 	Christina Romo as Stevie Tricks
 	Brittany Michel as Josephine and Flay
 	Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Unicorn Buff, and Muzak Demon
 	Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund
 	Joshua Sibley as Marwood
 	Eli Banks as Abraxas, The Professor, Goblin Awflwafl, Ronnie, and the Narrator
 	Stephen Mank as Demon King Nalbag’bazaar, Angry Man, and the Mysterious Hooded Figure
 	and Liz Macke as the Tour Golem and Harmony

 

Sound design by Steven Mank

Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank

“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby

Story elements by Christina Romo, Cody DeMatteis, Joshua Sibley, Liz Macke and Megan Fausti

Produced by Liz Macke

Written, created and directed by Brandon Kraemer

 

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3. Spite & Malison (aka The Alicornucopia)

A High Fantasy Workplace Comedy Audio Drama Podcast

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The curtain is pulled back and our pants are down. Enjoy an entire season's worth of gaffes and stumbles, humbly presented for your listening delight! Thanks for listening!







This reel features...



* Alan Moore* Brandon Kraemer* Brittany Michel* Dana Swanson* Eli Banks* Joshua Sibley* Liz Macke* Stephen Mank* Taylor Roy* Christina Romo* Denise Farley-Gardner* Dan Almasy* Zack Overton



Sound design by Stephen Mank



“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby



Produced and edited by Liz Macke



Series created and "directed" by Brandon Kraemer



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Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.

BONUS: Season 1 Blooper Reel


Forces clash. Tables turn. Things end.







Episode 12 of DARK AGES features…



* Alan Moore as The Dark Lord, Edmund and the Cackling Demons* Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camden, Goblin General, and Goblin Enrique* Brittany Michel as Josephine and Goblin Squelcholio* Dana Swanson as Malison, Drusila, Corporal Danno, and Goblin Boogler* Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator, and Goblin Grok * Joshua Sibley as Marwood, Security Cameron, the Singing Sword, Goblin Barstucks, and Goblin Crookley* Liz Macke as the Tour Golem and Death* Stephen Mank as Cyril, Sean, the Night Janitor, and Goblin Orgluck * Taylor Roy as "Todd"* Christina Romo as Stevie* Denise Farley-Gardner as Chantal/Astrid* Dan Almasy as Talon Ripton* Zack Overton as the Afterburner



Episode 12 was written by Brandon Kraemer



Sound design by Stephen Mank



Original music by Stephen Mank and Christopher Taylor



“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby



Special thanks to Cody DeMatteis



Produced and edited by Liz Macke



Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer



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12. The End of All Things (aka The Heart of the Museum)


With the Tour Golem on lockdown and the mysteries piling up, the museum staff splits the party (oh, you fools) to seek answers before the other, heavily implied, world-ending boot drops. For their sake AND ours, let's just hope it's not already too late... Boy, that would be bad, wouldn't it?







Episode 11 of DARK AGES features...



* Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund* Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camden, and Goblin General* Brittany Michel as Josephine and Flay* Dana Swanson as Malison and Drusila* Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Bellow * Joshua Sibley as Marwood, Thunk, and Security Cameron* Liz Macke as the Tour Golem * Stephen Mank as Cyril, Sean, and the Night Janitor * Taylor Roy as Todd* Christina Romo as Stevie* Denise Farley-Gardner as Chantal/Astrid* Dan Almasy as Talon Ripton



Episode 11 was written by Brandon Kraemer 



Sound design by Stephen Mank 



Original music by Stephen Mank and Christopher Taylor 



“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby 



Special thanks to Cody DeMatteis 



Produced and edited by Liz Macke 



Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer 



Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts. 



Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits. 



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11. Dark Comes to Light (aka The Timbered Tablets)


It has come to the attention of the management of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories that MOST of the staff knows absolutely NOTHING about basic world history. You can see the problem, surely. As such, we hope you will join the curator, Marwood, for a comprehensive and 100% mandatory refresher on everything important that has ever happened, magical or otherwise, since the dawn of time. Oh, and you may want to bring a pen and paper. There's always a test...







Episode 10 of DARK AGES features...



* Dana Swanson as Malison, Vanthony, and Goblin Boogler* Joshua Sibley as Marwood and the Singing Sword* Stephen Mank as the Tome, Vaniel, and the Mysterious Cult Leader * Brittany Michel as Josephine and Peasant* Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Goblin Attaboy* Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund* Brandon Kraemer as Nick* Liz Macke as the Tour Golem



Episode 10 was written by Brandon Kraemer, with additional writing by Liz Macke



Sound design by Stephen Mank



Original music by Stephen Mank and Christopher Taylor



"A little More Time" written by Liz Macke and Stephen Mank



“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby



Special thanks to Cody DeMatteis



Produced and edited by Liz Macke



Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer



 Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.



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10. The Lesson Plan (aka The Tome)


Rivercliffe has been hit by a sub-zero cold snap, but you'd hardly notice in the museum. Staff tempers are flaring up and arguments are growing so heated that it's no wonder when Nick actually takes Abraxas's bait and agrees to fix the furnace. All he has to do is navigate the labyrinth of sub-basements...and figure out exactly why their mysterious furnace is on the fritz in the first place.







Episode 9 of DARK AGES features...



* Brandon Kraemer as Nick* Zack Overton as the Afterburner* Eli Banks as the Narrator and Abraxas* Brittany Michel as Josephine* Alan Moore as the Dark Lord and Edmund* Dana Swanson as Malison and the Weird Cultist* Joshua Sibley as Marwood* Taylor Roy as Todd* Denise Farley Gardner as "Chantal Cleansworthy"* Stephen Mank as the Mysterious Cult Leader* Liz Macke as the Tour Golem



Episode 9 was written by Brandon Kraemer, with additional writing by Liz Macke



Edited by Liz Macke



 Sound design by Stephen Mank



Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank



“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby



Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke



Produced by Liz Macke



Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer



Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.



Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.



Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.

3. Spite & Malison (aka The Alicornucopia)

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