Splatoon 2 is a rock solid game wrapped in a lot of odd, conflicting design decisions. We didn't need this game, though.

Episode Summary

- Intro 0:08

- Atrocious online problems  0:45

- Salmon Run is nice 3:45

- What you want may not be available to play 6:09

- We didn't need Splatoon 2 9:08

- What's up with the controls? 17:21

- Single-player feels uninspired 21:18

- Sheldon's a jerk 27:13

- The many questions about multiplayer: modes, lobbies, splatfest versus league play 29:12

- Outro 41:29