Warning: Spock smokes crack, looks at gay porn and spanks during sex on this episode. Nothing says Merry Christmas like a love story between a man, woman, and Vulcan made of cardboard. Marcus Koch joins us for this festive installment and recalls the days he spent with 'Mary' and a cardboard cutout of everyone's favorite pointy eared space traveler. We guarantee that this yuletide tale will warm your heart and truly bring the spirit of the holidays to everyone who indulges.

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Outro Song: She Screams – Performed by: The Casket Creatures