Ep. 253: Spoiler Free ‘Bachelor’ Finale Preview w/ Geoff Keith & Ian Gulbransen

Wednesday, March 6, 2019   Two weeks after the birth of Ian's son Milo & we're back! Milo Holden Gulbransen is happy & healthy as is Ian's wife so it's on to #FantasySuites & a man who's never had a pregnancy scare in his life, Colton "The Virgin" Underwood!! Will he have sex? EVER?! It's all I (Geoff) can think about. On this episode, we're chatting all about what we saw with Tayshia; including her "lack of physical intimacy" with Colton during her overnight date. Next up was Hannah G, PSYCH! Hannah gets no paycheck for episode 9 because it was all about Cassie breaking up with Colton while he had his lucky condom in his Velcro wallet. She wasn't feeling the marriage vibes with Colton especially after production flew out her father to orchestrate the first televised #InternationalCockBlock on a virgin no less! Leading Colton to finally jump the fence & proceed to go full Truman Burbank. Chris Harrison is on the hunt with his perfect jogging form (as I've always expected), but what's going to happen when he finds him? Somewhere Mike Fleiss must be burning down a joint, giggling to himself on top of a pile of well-deserved cash as this plays out exactly how producers hoped. The question is, what will they think of next? #TheBachelor #ColtonBurbank #GetInTheVan #CondomShopping #Caelynn4Bachelorette   Support the podcast & check out our new website @ www.eandgpodcast.com   Our show is made possible because of our listeners & by far, the best way to support us (no matter how much you give) is by setting up a monthly donation through PayPal. On our website, there are also options to make a one-time contribution & ultimately, every dollar received will go towards our goal of doing ‘The E & G Podcast’ full-time. Thank you for helping us transform this dream into a reality!   Setup your monthly donation or make a one-time contribution through Venmo @ http://www.eandgpodcast.com/support   Follow & tag us on social media @eandgpodcast @geoffkeith & @iangulbransen   Email us questions & feedback @ [email protected]   Leave us a voicemail on the E & G hotline @ (818) 853-2055   Listen to an Audible book for free! Thanks to our friends over at Audible (an Amazon company) we're excited to offer listeners 30 days of ad-free membership, plus a FREE audiobook that's yours to keep regardless of whether you continue your trial. Just be sure to use the following link when signing up @ http://www.audibletrial.com/eandg   Finally, be sure to use promo code ‘EANDG’ to receive an exclusive discount on all merchandise, thanks to our awesome sponsors: 10%-off @ www.ClothingByOWL.com & 20%-off @ www.PuppiesMakeMeHappy.com   *Intro rap written & performed by Danny James @lildee_raps