A client told me she liked the way I said a certain brand's name, which in turn gave birth to this idea.

I must stress that this advert has NOT been comissioned by the company in question and, should they wish to purchase the rights to it, they must contact me at [email protected]

But let's not get bogged down by the legals - it's just meant as a laugh.

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